BELGIAN PORN STAR IN BUS SACK SHOCKER

Audrey (who didn’t want to give her surname for ‘privacy’ reasons) was ordered to drop her saucy sideline after revealing pictures of her posing provocatively as the reigning Miss Nude Belgium were discovered on the internet by bus bosses.

The 24-year old model told reporters, “I’d always wanted to be a bus driver as I’m very sociable, I like the contact with people, but I guess that was obvious given my last job.”

Employers at Bus company, TEC, in the city of Liege told the newly qualified driver she has to cease her “nocturnal activities” due to safety reasons, although they admitted that the married mother of two was their most popular driver.

A spokesperson said their decision had been nothing to do with morality. “We are solely interested in security for our drivers and customers. We don’t wish to see a member of our staff finishing a show in the middle of the night and then picking up a bus at six in the morning.”

Not surprisingly, less earnest reporters have taken this opportunity to construct numerous puns relating to Miss Audrey’s plight. Although we at Gumball in no way condone such forms of journalism, we believe this story is very much in the public interest and have subsequently decided to publish a number of the puns as originally presented on National Lampoon’s website.

- She is used to numerous people going in and out of the front and back door.

- She understands the passengers’ needs to get off.

- She is used to people riding and yelling at her from behind.

- She understands the urgency of coming on time.

- She is familiar with fitting large things in tight spots.